"They kissed... In Fran's movie theater!"
What's wrong with this sentance? Oh, so many things....
1) Fran isn't allowed to date and she's kissing Matt.
2) She has a movie theater in her house!
So i would just like to point out just how unlike my sister and I are.
1) She refuses to date. ANYONE. And i have an array. (On it is my future husband, Andy, adorable Tate, Blue Hat Boy Andrew, Adam, and Levi, whom my sister still holds a grudge against.) Which brings me to..
2) She's sarcastic and snarky and sometimes a little bit cruel and has anger issues when she doesn't eat/sleep.
She also holds grudges and plots revenge, whereas you can just distract me with a shiny object or cool toy.
3) She remembers everything, down to obscure cousins i don't recall, to what we had at Easter dinner last year. I can't remember what my middle name is half the time, much less who uncle joe is!
4) She has no concept of time. Case in point, she refuses to leave the house until 7:30, but complains when she gets to school at 7:45 and is "late". Because dear, its a 15 minute drive to Southwest!
5) She swims. I dance. Enough said.
But i love her, occasionly want to strangle her, and will always sneak into her room and still her chocolate and beef jerky when i run out of my own.
Here's to you, sissy poo!
<3 Taylor Elaine
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