Ahnika! Ahnika! Guess what!

"They kissed... In Fran's movie theater!"

What's wrong with this sentance? Oh, so many things....

1) Fran isn't allowed to date and she's kissing Matt.
2) She has a movie theater in her house!

So i would just like to point out just how unlike my sister and I are.

1) She refuses to date. ANYONE. And i have an array. (On it is my future husband, Andy, adorable Tate, Blue Hat Boy Andrew, Adam, and Levi, whom my sister still holds a grudge against.) Which brings me to..

2) She's sarcastic and snarky and sometimes a little bit cruel and has anger issues when she doesn't eat/sleep.
She also holds grudges and plots revenge, whereas you can just distract me with a shiny object or cool toy.

3) She remembers everything, down to obscure cousins i don't recall, to what we had at Easter dinner last year. I can't remember what my middle name is half the time, much less who uncle joe is!

4) She has no concept of time. Case in point, she refuses to leave the house until 7:30, but complains when she gets to school at 7:45 and is "late". Because dear, its a 15 minute drive to Southwest!

5) She swims. I dance. Enough said.

But i love her, occasionly want to strangle her, and will always sneak into her room and still her chocolate and beef jerky when i run out of my own.

Here's to you, sissy poo!

<3 Taylor Elaine

yoooooour smart!

I love the blond moments of my friends.

"Are we in the ghetto?!" *sigh* "Yes Katie."

And my blond moments.

"Look mom, we're in the cities!" *sigh* "Actually dear, this is Rochester." Whaaaaa?

Oh, dramatic sigh... I'm so smart. It's ok. I'm ok with being abnormally smart. You know, because i don't ask Ella every fifteen seconds what's going on... And i don't randomly burst into a laughter meltdown with Brianna.

I'm smart!(: Kidding. Really. I'm really actually pretty stupid... My grandma likes to tell me that my thought process is ready-fire-aim. Case in point, me taking Reed's cheek virginity today. Scared the tar out of him.

WORTH IT!

So yeah. i've got book smarts. i like to read. it'll get me far. but i have very very little common sense and i think that worries my mom a little bit. Why, i'll never know.

Go blogs on randomness!!!!!!

WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 Taylor Elaine

Do Work!

"Go to work!" Oh, bryce, my new best friend, i love you.

Funny how things work out... Funny how the people that care the most about you show up when the person you cared the most about walks out of your life...

Do work!

I want to work for a friendship, i really do... but why should i? After all you did? After what you're putting me through? After the hurt and tears and the screams and all you can say is 'i'm sorry?'

You should've said no.
You should've gone home.

I won't work for you anymore. You're depressed? Not my problem anymore. Your daddy is being mean again? Not my job.

I've worked hard all my life. Where'd it get me? Um... Hmm.... Here? Staring at you across the hall, tears welling in my eyes before i push them down, knowing there's no time for tears?

I have a fantastic work ethnic. But it will not be wasted on you.

<3 Taylor Elaine

An ode to the new year..

Here comes the new year
and this time i'm not having any fear

Sucks to lose me, didn't it?
I don't want you back, not one bit.

You broke my heart
And now i'll turn my pain into an art

All the singles ladies; put your hands up!
Do i hate you? Yupp!

Here comes the new year
and this time i'm not having any fear

Hey Cowboy; sir solider, leaving in the spring,
will you be my new king?

Sucks to be replaced, huh?
I'm not giving you a second chance? Duh.

Funny how these things work..
How'd i fall in love with a jerk?

Here comes the new year
and this time i'm not having any fear

You're gonna want me back
You're lucky to have avoided an attack

I'm going to be fine without you
You're sorry? Boo-who.

I've always been strong;
And when you said i'd cry, you were wrong.

Here comes the new year
and this time i'm not having any fear.

<3 Taylor Elaine